Vegan Ice Cream Machine

My house is full of machines and i will be baking my own bread from now on as well. Franck and i are pretty sure we could live in a tiny house in the woods and be okay at this point.

I would also like to state that i have no idea how i had any fun at those dance parties. The crowd must have been different because simply it looks rather disgusting these days and hurts the old ears.

Tomorrow,

Missed Kid Koala

missed kid koala, took sleeping pill.

laugh at this.
http://chud.com/articles/articles/18531/1/WATCH-THIS-NOW-JAPANESE-SPIDER-MAN/Page1.html

Falling

To the girl in the yellow running on the cross trainer next to me

You were hypnotic and it was hard to keep my eyes off of you as we ended up next to each oher for the rest of my 2 hour work out.

Missed connection.

Oh and my night just ceased to happen. however i made great chickpea cutlets and sundried tomato dipping sauce for franck and i tonight. i'm going to put on philadelphia, tear up a little at tom hanks, and run off to sleep, work, gym.

STrike that..

chez serge tt iiiiis

can't sleep

so here's a fun trailer

Dinosaurs, Vampires, Snakes, and dirty tricks.

Last night was a little bit too much for me. I think i realized it was going to be too much when i was cornered by 2 different strangers plowing into my life story while asking my age and clearly doing an absolutely horrible job of flirting with me. Indeed i could not deal with the abrasive voices of strangers sung loudly over the music so the shrill voices simply vibrated my cranium instead of conveying any sense of communication. I don't care how slippery your tongue is, in a bar you all sound like idiots, including me, with the constant yell conversation. I suppose that's what you get for standing against the wall of a bar with a drink in your hand.

However the night turned out swell as i ended up very randomly at a birthday party for people i did not know yet had a connection too. It turned out the apartment was that of a new friend's boyfriend and it made me feel a little less intrusive that way. the party ended up winding down at 7am after the cops came but was complete with an improv photoshoot as well as tons of dancing. i thank max for the heads up and dealing with my idiot phone calls.

It's been a lot of pictures lately, whether it's from the friendattack or nightlife magazine it seems josh is back in the eye of a lens i suppose. maybe it's a good thing? it could be a bad thing too. My blood is bubbling with the warmth and i'm not quite sure what to do about it and the vampire comments are flooding back. It's conceivable that i look somewhat vampiric without the rabies or horrible clothing but it's a little too much at this point. At this point i should look like an emalgamation of Ashton Kutcher, Pete Wentz, and random stereotypical vampire of the week boy. in which case i think i would look severely disabled and would probably never show my face in public again.

Tonight i plan on taking it very easy as i believe i may have a slight cold and plan on reading and watching italian cinema as well as "vicky cristina barcelona," if i can stay awake long enough. I'm proud that my tofu florentine turned out well, it's such a great thing to wake up too however having every single light on the stove blaring red at you is a tad overwhelming and frightening at first. I have never had that much going on in a kitchen at once. It was an hour well spent though.

I suggest everyone listen to Thom Yorke's new solo album. i just can't get enough and the friendly fires. Hypem that shit as usual because there will be no links for today.

Home

it's 3:04 am and i've just stumbled into my bed relinquishing my need for clothes. today i plan on making seitan cutlets, fake cheese sauce, macaroni and cheese, and possibly more hummus as well as an outting to view "Watchmen" with my father. my treat.



i shall go to bed listening to "the fountain soundtrack"

i can't get these images out of my head.

grocery shopping at 2am

I would like to stress how insanely awkward one feels walking down ontario street with groceries at 2:30am. no scratch that, jogging down the street for fear of his lips absolutely icing over and falling off. mine are big enough that the freeze over is indeed a constant hazard and a warranted worry. how very worth it to make a delicious tofu scramble in the morning with bbq potatoes and being up early enough to watch Ari get high on shrooms before going to work. Entourage definetly keeps me less depressed and a little bit more elated compared to the reality of today.

Franck and i bought 100 dollars worth of deliciousness yesterday and we've since made home made pita chips and garlic hummus that have all been eaten and now i am thinking about the excitement to be had whilst creating seitan cutlets, cheezey sauce, and tofu florentines this weekend. Another delicious treat will be our cous cous tomato and caper mixture and i hope everything goes well.

watchmen at 3:40 tomorrow tickets bouuught

A-trak is releasing his mix tape at the end of the month and as i'm sure anyone who knows me knows that a-trak and i have a long history of josh taking off his shirt and sweating so very much to any mix of his being played. i've fucked to him, danced to him, fell over to him, and purely made a fool out of myself to him even after being dissapointed by his live sets....

but i don't care, his mixes destroy me even if i barely dance anymore.

i bought 320 dollars worth of clothing today, have decided to grow my hair as long as possible without looking disgusting and wearing it back and am headed out to officiel and possibly saphs.

hmmm, i really want another tattooo.

well now

I've finished all the cleaning in the house that's to be done today and back onto reading and watching documentaries that just tend to depress me more and more. However, the firehouse has opened twice across the street and for the third time today i am hearing sirens. I believe that living on this corner of Ontario offers a great perspective on life. it's all about crashing into something else.

As i get angrier and angrier with each passing day at the ridiculous ideas of government and mainly it's horrible handling of funds in the United States i don't really know what to do rather than cook and work out because it would appear to me the only thing i have control over is my body and not of financial decisions or even where my money ends up. if i lived in the United States right now i would be fiendishly upset at the bail out and even more upset with what appears to be an overwhelming sense "someone else needs to fix it," mentality.

For The United States of America debt is money and without debt there would be no money. how absolutely paradoxically ridiculous is that. i don't understand the way politicians and economists think and i'm not too sure i want to. i want to live my life away from this repetitive notion and i believe a country with so much power in the world should be questionned by the rest of the world on most decisions. i feel as a citizen of earth i deserve more freedom and i despise the fact that people think their "breakthroughs" are anything but selfish.....

Wow technology... what a fucking breakthrough that is.

Parlor Tricks

It's finally my day off and that always means its my day to do laundry, clean my room, wipe down the kitchen, and probably sweep the entire place. The music generally varies but today it seems i shall be doing these chores to the wonderful flows of kid koala, the mystery jets, thievery corporation, nightmares on wax, tosca, and whatever else additives i push in throughout the day.

The business with opening a restaurant or cafe has slowed down a bit as our first location has been sold and i haven't had time to speak with my investor simply from an overload of work and the sheer amounts of exhaustion that persist within my body on a daily basis. That's not to say i'm not overwhelmingly healthy, i'm just overworked.

I've finally started cooking once again and what was once a rare event is sure to become a very popular and often occurring trick i'll play. In 2 back to back days i had constructed my very first whole wheat lasagna filled with tofu ricotta, steamed spinach, and sauced up with a caramelized onion marinara sauce i whipped up while franck read Dawkin's "The God Delusion." The day before i made bbq sauce from scratch and substituted collard leaves for swiss chard leaves and fabricated delicious wraps filled with beans and mushrooms with a side of fries. This weekend i suspect i will be making a tofu florentine or greek benedict simply because breakfast is one of the most wonderful meals to ever grace humanity.

I suggest everyone take a gander at the bohemian grove online to be truly creeped out and laugh as well. Nothing like President's and bankers sacrificing effigies of babies every year to really make you laugh at how ridiculous our society is.

Also, i know i don't believe in spiritual forces at work but i do believe in energy as that's all we are so let's use our collective energy to force this cold out of montreal. I can't deal. i'm pondering sepuku or building my own sacrificial alter on the patio out front. For real.

The music today is that i suggest everyone listens to 21 by the mystery jets or anything by the fruit bats.

ps.
Azeda Booth's "In Flesh Tones" is an interesting album as well.